December 2011
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i might as well go looking like a hobo tonight cause i really can’t decide what to wear.
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faggot: maybe it's not my weekend-
me: you're not gonna fucking see next year if you don't shut the fuck up
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
“in 1926 this day, Tom Marvolo Riddle (Lord Voldemort) was born to Tom Riddle Sr. & Merope Gaunt.”
oh happy birthday Voldy.
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
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The body sank without a trace, and Sebastian forgot it before it had even sunk all the way. He saw the curled fingers, bobbing in the currents as if restored to life and begging for help or at least answers, and thought of his dream. His sister, and a sea of blood.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this